S01E12 · EP 12
season 1 · 1995-01-12
The One With the Dozen Lasagnas
written by Jeff Astrof, Mike Sikowitz, Adam Chase & Ira Ungerleider · directed by Paul Lazarus · 24M viewers · image Friends Wiki (CC BY-SA)

Episode DNA

17 scenes · 3 threads
awkward 17%cheerful 13%secret exposed 8%absurd 6%deadpan 6%petty grievance 5%confession 5%sad 5%social rule violation 4%triumphant 4%

Story threads over runtime

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0:005:0010:0015:0020:00
A · Baby gender secret
B · Table shopping
C · Paolo's pass and breakup
01

Every scene

17 scenes · our breakdown
1 ▸ 00:09
1 · Monica's apartment · cold_openTheme song sing-along

The friends sing TV theme songs in Monica's apartment.

00:09–01:48coincidence
2 ▸ 01:48
2 · Monica's apartment · act1Lasagna and baby talk

Monica deals with leftover lasagnas while Ross shows off baby knowledge.

01:48–03:09misunderstanding
3 ▸ 03:09
3 · Monica's apartment · act1Poconos plans and doubts

Rachel plans a weekend trip with Paolo despite her friends' skepticism.

03:09–04:17misunderstanding
6 · Carol and Susan's apartment · act1Ross visits Carol and Susan

Ross drops off lasagna and learns the baby is healthy but refuses to know the sex.

05:41–07:15secret_exposed
7 · Joey and Chandler's apartment · act1Table buying debate

Joey and Chandler argue over who should pay for a new table.

07:15–08:36petty_grievance
8 · Phoebe's massage room · act1Paolo's massage session

Paolo gets a massage from Phoebe and makes a pass at her.

08:36–10:49social_rule_violation · seduction
9 ▸ 10:49
9 · Monica's apartment · act1Monica learns baby's sex

Monica reveals she knows the baby's gender, upsetting Ross.

10:49–10:58secret_exposed
10 · Central Perk · act1Phoebe confesses about Paolo

Phoebe tells the group about Paolo's pass, and they urge her to tell Rachel.

10:58–11:58confession · social_rule_violation
11 ▸ 11:58
11 · Furniture store · act1Table pattern argument

Joey and Chandler can't agree on a table pattern at the store.

11:58–12:47petty_grievance
12 ▸ 12:47
12 · Rachel's apartment · act2Phoebe tells Rachel about Paolo

Phoebe nervously confesses Paolo's pass to Rachel, who is shocked but not angry.

12:47–14:13confession · secret_exposed
14 ▸ 14:34
14 · Rachel's apartment · act2Rachel and Phoebe bond over betrayal

Rachel and Phoebe comfort each other after Paolo's betrayal.

14:34–16:49betrayal
15 ▸ 16:49
15 · Joey and Chandler's apartment · act2Guys strategize Ross's move

Joey and Chandler encourage Ross to swoop in on Rachel after the breakup.

16:49–17:52scheme
16 ▸ 17:52
16 · Rachel's apartment balcony · act2Rachel dumps Paolo

Rachel throws Paolo's clothes off the balcony and breaks up with him.

17:52–17:59breakup · humiliation
17 · Rachel's apartment · act2Monica gives Paolo lasagna

Monica gives Paolo a lasagna as he leaves, despite being angry.

17:59–18:57
19 · Rachel's apartment balcony · act2Rachel swears off men

Rachel tells Ross she is sick of men and doesn't want to be near them.

19:21–20:31avoidance
20 ▸ 20:31
20 · Rachel's apartment balcony and living room · act3Ross learns baby's sex

Rachel accidentally reveals Ross is having a boy, shocking him.

20:31–22:41secret_exposed
21 · Joey and Chandler's apartment · tagFoosball victory and shutdown

Monica beats Joey and Chandler at Foosball, then they kick her out.

22:41–22:45rivalry
03

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Episode facts

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Aired
1995-01-12
Overall
#12
Writers
Jeff Astrof, Mike Sikowitz, Adam Chase & Ira Ungerleider
Director
Paul Lazarus
Viewers
24M (US)
Pace
101 words/min · 103 questions

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In this episode

RG
Ross Geller232 episodes · drives 707 scenes
CB
Chandler Bing232 episodes · drives 527 scenes
MG
Monica Geller232 episodes · drives 572 scenes
PB
Phoebe Buffay232 episodes · drives 425 scenes
RG
Rachel Greene232 episodes · drives 552 scenes
JT
Joey Tribbiani232 episodes · drives 536 scenes
CW
Carol Willick36 episodes · drives 2 scenes
SB
Susan Bunch23 episodes