Monica is upset about her stolen credit card being used for a Wonder Mop she bought herself.

Monica compares her life to the thief's and feels inadequate.

Chandler sarcastically suggests Joseph Stalin as a stage name, and Joey takes it seriously.

Monica calls the dance class to find the thief and decides to attend.

Monica and friends attend a tap class where Monica meets the charming thief.

Ross finds out Marcel has reached sexual maturity and must be sent to a zoo.

Monica and friends have lunch with the thief and crash a hotel party.

Fake Monica convinces Monica to audition for a Broadway show and live boldly.

Ross is rejected by a safety zoo and worries about Marcel's future.

Joey discovers Joseph Stalin was a Russian dictator and seeks a new stage name.

A man offers to take Marcel for animal fighting, but Ross refuses.

Monica returns drunk after crashing an embassy party with the thief.

The thief is arrested for credit card fraud, and Monica learns about it.

Monica visits the arrested thief and learns she cannot change who she is.

Ross and friends say goodbye to Marcel at the airport before he goes to San Diego.

Joey auditions for Romeo and Juliet using the name Holden McGroin.