Chandler tells the group he broke up with Janice due to her big nostrils.

Mr. Heckles knocks on the door, complaining about noise. The group sends him away, then he bangs with his broom.

Phoebe discusses her beliefs

Heckles' attorney arrives

Ross tries to explain evolution to Phoebe, showing her fossils and examples.

Chandler finds Heckles' 'Big Book of Grievances' and sees similarities with himself.

Monica and Rachel argue over the seashell lamp from Heckles' apartment.

Phoebe questions evolution and mocks Ross's beliefs.

Chandler freaks out over Heckles' similarities

Chandler calls Janice in desperation, but she is married and pregnant.

Janice returns, married and pregnant, disappointing Chandler.

Phoebe questions Ross about evolution, and Ross caves, admitting a tiny possibility he could be wrong.

Phoebe teases Ross for caving in on evolution.

Monica accidentally breaks Rachel's seashell lamp, and Rachel accuses her of revenge.

Chandler fears being alone, and the girls reassure him he won't end up alone.

Chandler announces he has asked out Allison, a woman with a large head, and decides not to let superficial things bother him.

Chandler goes on a date with Allison and finds himself liking her big head.