S03E23 · EP 71
season 3 · 1997-05-01
The One With Ross's Thing
written by Ted Cohen & Andrew Reich · directed by Shelley Jensen · 24.17M viewers · image Friends Wiki (CC BY-SA)

Episode DNA

16 scenes · 7 threads
awkward 21%misunderstanding 14%social rule violation 12%coincidence 11%absurd 11%tense 9%breakup 8%sad 5%cheerful 3%scheme 3%

Story threads over runtime

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0:005:0010:0015:0020:00
A · Ross' skin issue
B · Phoebe's love life
C · Monica and Pete
D · Ross' Condition
E · Monica's Relationship
F · Ross's skin condition
G · Monica and Pete's relationship
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Every scene

16 scenes · our breakdown
1 ▸ 00:02
1 · Joey and Chandler's apartment · cold_openRoss' skin issue

Ross has a skin issue

00:02–01:17misunderstanding · social_rule_violation
2 · Central Perk · act1Ross' Skin Issue Continues

Ross' friends react to his skin issue

01:17–02:13social_rule_violation
3 · Central Perk · act1Phoebe Introduces Vince

Phoebe introduces Vince to her friends

02:13–03:30misunderstanding · social_rule_violation
4 · Joey and Chandler's apartment · act1Ross' skin issue continues

Ross' skin issue continues

03:30–05:29misunderstanding · social_rule_violation
5 ▸ 05:29
5 · Monica and Rachel's apartment · act1Ross' Doctor Visit

Ross talks about his doctor visit

05:29–06:12misunderstanding · social_rule_violation
6 ▸ 06:12
6 · Guru Saj's office · act3Monica's Worry and Phoebe's Dilemma

Monica worries about Pete's message, Phoebe discusses her two boyfriends

06:12–07:29coincidence · comeuppance
7 · Pete's apartment · act1Pete's Apartment

Monica waters plants

07:29–08:03social_rule_violation · escalation
10 · Central Perk · act2Phoebe's Decision and Monica's Fantasy

Phoebe decides to break up with Vince, Monica imagines marrying Pete

10:31–12:05breakup
11 · Monica's apartment · act2Phoebe Breaks Up with Vince

Phoebe breaks up with Vince, but he shows sensitivity

12:05–13:01
12 · Guru Saj's office · act3Monica's Marriage Thoughts and Phoebe's Dilemma

Monica considers marrying Pete, Phoebe is torn between Vince and Jason

13:01–15:19coincidence
13 ▸ 15:19
13 · Guru Saj's office · act2Guru Saj Removes the Kundus

Guru Saj identifies and accidentally removes Ross' skin condition

15:19–17:34misunderstanding · coincidence
14 · Pete's apartment · act2Pete's surprise announcement

Pete reveals his plans to Monica

17:34–19:19scheme · social_rule_violation
15 · Central Perk · act3Phoebe's Boyfriends Collide

Both Vince and Jason show up at Phoebe's performance

19:19–19:24misunderstanding · coincidence
16 · Central Perk · act3Phoebe's Love Triangle Ends

Phoebe explains her double dating to Vince and Jason

19:24–21:56breakup · humiliation
17 · Central Perk · tagVince Leaves Phoebe

Vince breaks up with Phoebe over the candlelit dinner

21:56–22:41breakup · social_rule_violation
18 · Guru Saj's office · tagGuru Saj Treats a Duck

Guru Saj is asked to help a sick duck

22:41–22:45coincidence · misunderstanding
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Episode facts

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Aired
1997-05-01
Overall
#71
Writers
Ted Cohen & Andrew Reich
Director
Shelley Jensen
Viewers
24.17M (US)
Pace
120 words/min · 99 questions

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In this episode

RG
Ross Geller232 episodes · drives 707 scenes
JT
Joey Tribbiani232 episodes · drives 536 scenes
CB
Chandler Bing232 episodes · drives 527 scenes
PB
Phoebe Buffay232 episodes · drives 425 scenes
RG
Rachel Greene232 episodes · drives 552 scenes
MG
Monica Geller232 episodes · drives 572 scenes
PB
Pete BeckerJon Favreau8 episodes · drives 4 scenes
EW
Emily Waltham44 episodes · drives 5 scenes