Phoebe catches Monica getting a massage from a professional, feeling hurt and excluded.

Joey dreams Rachel gives birth to a baby who turns out to be Ross, criticizing him.

Rachel feels the baby kick for the first time and lets Joey feel it.

Chandler and Monica receive an ugly punch bowl from Bob and Faye Bing and Chandler tries to put it in a locked closet.

Phoebe pleads with Monica to let her give a massage, comparing it to sharing passions.

Ross is disappointed he missed the baby's first kick and gives Rachel his pager number.

Monica enjoys Phoebe's massage so much she makes loud sex noises, disturbing Phoebe.

Chandler and Joey try to break into Monica's locked closet, speculating about its contents.

Rachel experiences Braxton Hicks contractions and Joey calms her down and takes her to the hospital.

At the hospital, the doctor assumes Joey is the father, making Ross feel left out.

Joey tells Chandler about his crush on Rachel and how it makes him feel guilty.

Phoebe tells Monica her massage noises are sexual and offers to work through it.

Ross brings Rachel a tuna sandwich with pickles, not knowing pickles make her sick.

Joey suggests Rachel move in with Ross to make him feel more involved.

Chandler breaks into the locked closet and discovers Monica's hidden mess.

Joey pretends to be fine but admits he's lonely and asks Chandler for a hug.

Phoebe gives Monica a massage but makes it uncomfortable by acting like she enjoys the noises.