Chandler tells Monica about the Knicks tickets but she wants him home.

Rachel and Phoebe get ready for a girls' night out.

Ross and Mike struggle to find common ground.

Chandler hides from Joey when he arrives at the apartment.

Joey calls Chandler and says he thinks Monica is cheating.

Ross and Mike look up the difference between beer and lager.

Rachel and Phoebe talk about Ross and meet guys.

Chandler plans to go down the fire escape and come back up to pretend he just arrived.

Rachel gives her number to Bill at the bar.

Rachel realizes her mistake and wants to stop the call.

Mike agrees to intercept Ross's calls after Phoebe calls him.

Joey searches the apartment and figures out Chandler and Monica are lying.

Mike answers the phone and says it's for Ross.

Chandler and Monica apologize to Joey for lying.

Rachel and Phoebe return to Ross's apartment.

Ross takes a message from Bill but does not give it to Rachel.

Ross and Mike discuss stout beer.