S06E16 · SCENE 1/18 · 00:01
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Cold Open Monologue

Jerry jokes about wanted posters and crime-fighting optimism.

00:01→00:43
in the episode · 0m 42s · S06E16

What happens

00:01–00:43

Jerry delivers a stand-up bit about the absurdity of wanted posters and how they work.

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00:02

The whole concept of the wanted poster...

00:24

Annoying thing is, why didn't they hold on to this guy when they're taking his picture?

00:35

The front is his face. The side is him leaving."

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00:02Jerry jokes about wanted posters

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00:01–00:43
A · Elaine's Bearding Mission
B · George's Toupee and Date
C · Kramer's Police Lineup Hustle

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