S08E02 · SCENE 1/20 · 00:05
The Soul Mate · other
Jerry's stand-up bit on fingernails

Jerry jokes about fingernails and prison

00:05→00:42
in the episode · 0m 37s · S08E02

What happens

00:05–00:42

Jerry delivers a stand-up bit about fingernails, clippers, and prison, highlighting his comedic style.

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00:12

Why gnaw away like a mental patient when we have this elegant device?

00:26

You let that grow for a month, take it in the shower, it's like a shiv.

00:35

Yeah, maybe someday.

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00:06Jerry jokes about fingernails

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A · George's paranoia and briefcase mystery
B · Kramer's infatuation with Pam
C · Elaine's baby dilemma and Kevin's vasectomy

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