Homer calls a plumber who refuses to fix a basement leak for weeks.

Homer uses a traffic report to avoid dealing with the leak.

Homer notices Lenny and Carl have secret perks at work.

Homer suspects Lenny and Carl are in a secret club.

Homer follows Lenny and Carl to their secret meeting despite Marge's warning.

Homer spies on Lenny and Carl entering a secret Stonecutter meeting.

Homer begs to join the Stonecutters but is rejected.

Homer recalls being excluded from a club as a child.

Grampa reveals he is a Stonecutter, giving Homer a way in.

Homer uses his father's membership to join the Stonecutters.

Homer undergoes bizarre initiation rituals to become a Stonecutter.

Homer uses a secret handshake to get the plumber to fix the leak.

Homer receives his membership pack and learns about Stonecutter perks.

Homer becomes popular and attends many Stonecutter events.

Homer accidentally ruins the sacred Stonecutter parchment with barbecue sauce.

The Stonecutters discover Homer is the Chosen One from a birthmark.

Homer becomes arrogant and abuses his power as Chosen One.

Homer realizes the Stonecutters are letting him win and demands honesty.

Homer admits his happiness is fading and seeks advice from Lisa.

Homer uses Stonecutter resources to force charity work on the town.

The Stonecutters disband and form a new club called No Homers.

Homer mopes at home and misses his club.

Marge convinces Homer that the Simpson family is the best club.

The No Homers club sings a song while Homer watches.