The Simpsons watch a Mad Magazine special edition.

Moe complains about empty bar and league night.

Homer decides to start his own bowling team with Moe.

Bart wears a shirt that says 'Down with homework' causing chaos.

Skinner forces all students to wear uniforms as punishment.

Homer gets $500 from hallucinating Mr. Burns for bowling.

The team wins their first match with Otto's spare.

Homer exaggerates his role in the bowling win to Marge.

Students are forced to wear uncomfortable uniforms.

The team wins another match with Snake's help.

The team discovers the championship trophy is held by a religious team.

Mr. Burns realizes Homer tricked him and demands a spot on the team.

Mr. Burns forces his way onto the bowling team.

Skinner enjoys the quiet from uniforms but Bart rebels.

Mr. Burns's poor bowling causes the team to lose repeatedly.

Rain causes uniforms to bleed colors, sparking a new revolt.

Bart leads a new revolt against uniforms after rain ruins them.

Homer worries about losing the championship due to Burns.

Moe tries to injure Burns to keep him from bowling.

The team demands Homer kick Burns off or they leave.

The team competes in the championship against the Holy Rollers.

Mr. Burns makes a miraculous strike and then abandons the team.

The team attempts to bowl but fails without Burns.

The episode ends with the credits rolling.