Bart philosophizes about townspeople's stories while spitting on cars.

Apu throws a brief, energetic party at the Kwik-E-Mart with Sanjay.

Lisa gets gum stuck in her hair and Marge tries various remedies.

Homer pedals a tandem bike with a bee-stung Smithers to the hospital.

Dr. Nick diagnoses Homer with bonus eruptus and gives electric shocks.

Moe reveals Barney's huge bar tab, then a robber steals the money.

Skinner tries to pass off fast food as his own cooking for Chalmers.

Homer gets Maggie stuck in a vending machine while trying to retrieve her.

Homer discusses McDonald's differences with friends at a diner.

Bumblebee Man suffers a series of slapstick accidents at home.

Homer is hit by a car and chased by thieves who steal his donuts.

Reverend Lovejoy's dog poops on Ned Flanders' lawn.

Marge asks townspeople for help with Lisa's gum problem.

Cletus and Brandine talk on their roof about shoes and job interview.

Milhouse uses bathroom excuse to buy a comic book from Comic Book Guy.

Bart and Homer are held at gunpoint in a store while Milhouse uses bathroom.

A stylist cuts the gum out of Lisa's hair, giving her a new look.

Nelson is forced to parade in a small car and is laughed at by everyone.

Bart and Milhouse conclude that everyone has a story but no time to hear them.

Professor Frink arrives late with a story about a monkey stealing his glasses.