The Simpsons win a contest for a trip to Delaware, but Homer refuses to pay the airport tax, so they ride the rails instead.

The Simpsons meet a singing hobo on the train who introduces himself and sings a disturbing song.

The hobo starts telling the story of Paul Bunyan, with Homer playing the role of Paul as a giant baby.

The townspeople trick Paul Bunyan with beer and drag him out of town.

Paul Bunyan wakes up alone and carves a blue ox named Babe from wood.

Lisa points out inconsistencies in the Paul Bunyan story, but the hobo dismisses her.

Paul Bunyan meets a woman and saves her from a meteor.

The hobo concludes the Paul Bunyan tale and asks for a sponge bath.

The hobo tells a tall tale about Southside Jake and Tin Can Tilly.

The hobo tells the story of Connie Appleseed, with Lisa playing the role.

Connie roams the prairie planting apple seeds, and the family realizes they wiped out the buffalo.

The hobo begins telling the story of Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn.

Huck is forced to marry Becky but escapes by switching with a pig.

Tom and Huck escape on a raft and face rapids and hunger.

Tom and Huck fake their deaths and attend their own funeral.

The family arrives in Delaware and says goodbye to the hobo.

Homer and the hobo discuss fitness while Homer helps him with exercises.

The hobo continues his exercise routine as Homer spreads his toes.