S05E03 · SCENE 16/23 · 12:21

Basic Intergluteal Numismatics · Campus stables

Star-Burns confesses to Bandit crimes

The group finds Star-Burns living in the stables, who confesses to the Bandit attacks.

12:21→13:05

in the episode · 0m 44s · S05E03

What happens

12:21–13:05

Jeff, Annie, and the Dean find Star-Burns living in the stables. He says 'Mush! mush!' and confesses to dropping coins down butt cracks. The case is declared closed. Star-Burns offers an American high five.

WhereCampus stables

DriverStar-Burns

Positionact2 · payoff

ThreadAss Crack Bandit investigation

Key lines

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12:24
Add some doilies and a foot bath and this is my mom's house.

12:43
No, run. Mush! Star-Burns?

12:58
He's also confessed to dropping coins down exposed butt cracks. Case closed.

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absurd0.7

confession0.6

impersonation0.4

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Beats

12:22Group finds Star-Burns.

13:06Star-Burns confesses.

Scene in the episode

12:21–13:05

A · Ass Crack Bandit investigation

1 2 3 4 6 8 9 10 11 13 15 16 18 19 20 23 24

B · Jeff and Annie partnership

7 17

C · Dean Pelton's response

12 14

D · Pierce's death aftermath

21 22

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