S02E05 · SCENE 14/19 · 15:26
The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant · Chandler and Joey's apartment
Chandler's ego crushed

Chandler learns Jade thought their sex was mediocre.

15:26→17:28
in the episode · 2m 02s · S02E05
Chandler's ego crushed

What happens

15:26–17:28

Chandler brags to Ross about sex with Jade. Jade calls and Chandler answers as Bob. Jade says the sex was 'eh', she bit her lip to not scream Bob's name, and it was too short. Chandler is humiliated.

WhereChandler and Joey's apartment
DriverChandler
Positionact2 · payoff
ThreadChandler's Jade Scheme

Key lines

from this scene
16:28

In fact, I had sex with him two hours ago.

16:47

Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you.

16:54

I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.

17:14

JADE: There wasn't much time to get used to it if you know what I mean.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
comeuppance1.0
humiliation1.0
misunderstanding1.0
humiliating1.0
phone call

Beats

15:35Chandler brags about sex
16:46Jade says 'eh'

Scene in the episode

15:26–17:28
A · Chandler's Jade Scheme
B · Money Class Divide
C · Ross's Birthday Plans

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Ross Geller232 episodes · drives 707 scenes

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