S03E02 · SCENE 9/21 · 09:08
The One Where No One's Ready · Monica's apartment
Chair cushion theft

Chandler takes the chair cushions, escalating the feud with Joey.

09:08→10:43
in the episode · 1m 35s · S03E02

What happens

09:08–10:43

Rachel tries to pick an outfit. Chandler takes the cushions from the chair. Joey protests. Chandler says he's taking the essence of the chair.

WhereMonica's apartment
DriverChandler
Positionact1 · escalation
ThreadRoss and Rachel's fight

Key lines

from this scene
09:54 · ★ iconic

So in the words of A.A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dill-hole."

10:16 · ★ iconic

They're the essence of the chair!

10:18 · ★ iconic

That's right! I'm taking the essence.

10:23 · ★ iconic

Oh, there's nobody in the room.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
petty grievance1.0
escalation1.0
absurd1.0
chaotic1.0
argument

Beats

10:11Chandler takes cushions
10:18Chandler says he's taking essence

Scene in the episode

09:08–10:43
A · Ross and Rachel's fight
B · Joey and Chandler's feud
C · Monica's answering machine

Clips from this episode

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Includes this scene · The Chair Fight | Friends · Friends
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FRIENDS- The One Where No One's Ready- S03E02 · Soup Movies
Friends: Monica's Chaotic Answering Machine (Season 3 Clip) | TBS · TBS
Friends: A Petty Rachel Won't Go to Ross' Party (Season 3 Clip) | TBS · TBS
Monica Changes Richard's Outgoing Message | Friends · Friends
Friends: Breezy (Clip) | TBS · TBS

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Rachel Greene232 episodes · drives 552 scenes
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Chandler Bing232 episodes · drives 527 scenes
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Joey Tribbiani232 episodes · drives 536 scenes
RG
Ross Geller232 episodes · drives 707 scenes

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