S03E04 · SCENE 1/15 · 00:01
The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel · Monica and Rachel's apartment
Cold open infomercial

The gang watches a cheesy infomercial for the Milkmaster 2000.

00:01→01:52
in the episode · 1m 51s · S03E04
Cold open infomercial

What happens

00:01–01:52

The friends are glued to a TV infomercial for the Milkmaster 2000, a device to open milk cartons. Chandler tries to change the channel but is shushed. The host demonstrates the product with exaggerated enthusiasm.

WhereMonica and Rachel's apartment
DriverChandler
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadChandler's commitment fear

Key lines

from this scene
00:33

What if I told you there's a new product that guarantees you'll never have to open up milk cartons again?

00:45

Intrigued? You're flinging, flanging right I am.

00:49

This is his first time. He's never used this. You're gonna see how easy this is to do.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
cheerful0.7
absurd0.3
rapid back and forth

Beats

00:05Infomercial host introduces the Milkmaster 2000.

Scene in the episode

00:01–01:52
A · Phoebe as Joey's agent
B · Chandler's commitment fear
C · Ross and Ben's Barbie

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Chandler Bing232 episodes · drives 527 scenes
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Rachel Greene232 episodes · drives 552 scenes
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Monica Geller232 episodes · drives 572 scenes
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Joey Tribbiani232 episodes · drives 536 scenes
PB
Phoebe Buffay232 episodes · drives 425 scenes

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