S05E04 · SCENE 4/22 · 02:42
The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS · PBS telethon studio
Joey's telethon disappointment

Joey learns he is a phone operator, not host, and debates selfless deeds with Phoebe.

02:42→05:42
in the episode · 3m 00s · S05E04
Joey's telethon disappointment

What happens

02:42–05:42

Joey wears a tuxedo but is assigned as a phone operator. Phoebe criticizes PBS, recalling her mother's suicide and a disappointing Sesame Street keychain. They argue about selfishness of good deeds.

WherePBS telethon studio
DriverJoey
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadJoey's PBS telethon

Key lines

from this scene
04:25 · ★ iconic

Yeah, it's... You know, there's No, you may not!

04:36 · ★ iconic

Are you calling you people?

04:47 · ★ iconic

And you know the deal on Santa Claus, right?

04:49 · ★ iconic

I'm gonna find a selfless good deed. I'm going to beat you, you evil genius!

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
absurd0.7
bet0.6
petty grievance0.5
sad0.4
argumentmonologue

Beats

03:19Phoebe recalls Sesame Street keychain
04:45Phoebe vows to find selfless deed

Scene in the episode

02:42–05:42
A · Monica and Chandler's secret
B · Joey's PBS telethon
C · Ross and Emily's reconciliation

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Includes this scene · There Are No Good Deeds | Friends · Friends
Includes this scene · Friends: Phoebe Hates PBS (Season 5 Clip) | TBS · TBS
Ross Relies on the Magic 8 Ball | Friends · Friends

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Joey Tribbiani232 episodes · drives 536 scenes
PB
Phoebe Buffay232 episodes · drives 425 scenes

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