S07E02 · SCENE 14/16 · 15:32
The One With Rachel's Book · Monica and Chandler's apartment
Phoebe confronts Ross about massage

Phoebe yells at Ross for losing her client with a bad massage.

15:32→16:00
in the episode · 0m 28s · S07E02

What happens

15:32–16:00

Phoebe confronts Ross about the bad massage he gave Arthur. Ross defends himself but admits he used chopsticks and a mop. Phoebe is furious she lost $80 a week. Ross apologizes.

WhereMonica and Chandler's apartment
DriverPhoebe
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadRachel's dirty book

Key lines

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15:49 · ★ iconic

Something's on fire.

15:51 · ★ iconic

No, I don't smell anything.

15:53 · ★ iconic

Oh, you know what? It's probably just your burning loins.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
awkward0.8
humiliation0.7
humiliating0.6
petty grievance0.5
rapid back and forthcoined phrase

Beats

15:37Joey jokes about burning loins
16:10Joey asks to heat coffee on loins

Scene in the episode

15:32–16:00
A · Wedding fund crisis
B · Rachel's dirty book
C · Phoebe's massage fiasco

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PB
Phoebe Buffay232 episodes · drives 425 scenes
RG
Ross Geller232 episodes · drives 707 scenes
RG
Rachel Greene232 episodes · drives 552 scenes
JT
Joey Tribbiani232 episodes · drives 536 scenes

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