S07E14 · SCENE 9/16 · 12:15
Rachel's plan for marriage and kids

Rachel creates a timeline to have three kids by 35, realizing she's behind.

12:15→13:56
in the episode · 1m 41s · S07E14
Rachel's plan for marriage and kids

What happens

12:15–13:56

Rachel says she was stupid to get upset about not having a husband and kids. She creates a plan: have three kids, first by 35, get pregnant at 34, be married a year before that, so marry at 33. She needs a year and a half to plan the wedding and know the guy for a year before engagement, so she needs to meet him by 30. Ross points out she just turned 30. Rachel realizes she should already be with the guy she'll marry.

WhereRachel's apartment
DriverRachel
Positionact2 · escalation
ThreadRachel's 30th crisis

Key lines

from this scene
12:16 · ★ iconic

Okay, you know what?

12:45

Which gives Prada four years to start making maternity clothes.

12:55

Really? That long?

13:50

Will you quit hogging it?

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Scene DNA

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Beats

12:23Rachel says she wants three kids
13:30Rachel realizes she should already be with the guy

Scene in the episode

12:15–13:56
A · Rachel's 30th crisis
B · Monica's drunk party
C · Ross trapped in car
D · Phoebe's age discovery

Clips from this episode

fan uploads · YouTube · matched by frame
Includes this scene · Friends - 30th birthday rachel · Julian Lutfi
Friends - Joey turns 30 and joey's new deal · Julian Lutfi
Friends (7x14) Rachel's 30th Birthday [Eng Sub] · Alexandra
Friends - They All Turn Thirty Monica 01 · ColdAmber
Phoebe Accomplished All of Her Goals | Friends · Friends
Rachel Turns 30 | Friends · Friends

Who's in it

RG
Rachel Greene232 episodes · drives 552 scenes
RG
Ross Geller232 episodes · drives 707 scenes
MG
Monica Geller232 episodes · drives 572 scenes
CB
Chandler Bing232 episodes · drives 527 scenes
JT
Joey Tribbiani232 episodes · drives 536 scenes
PB
Phoebe Buffay232 episodes · drives 425 scenes
TJ
Tag Jones9 episodes · drives 2 scenes

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