S07E17 · SCENE 11/13 · 16:15
The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress · Grand Merci Bistro restaurant
Ross and Joey sabotage each other's date

Ross and Joey fight in front of Kristen, revealing embarrassing secrets.

16:15→19:03
in the episode · 2m 48s · S07E17
Ross and Joey sabotage each other's date

What happens

16:15–19:03

Ross takes Kristen to a restaurant. Joey shows up to sabotage. They pretend not to know each other but argue, revealing Ross's three divorces, Joey's VD poster, and Marcel the monkey. Kristen leaves during the fight.

WhereGrand Merci Bistro restaurant
DriverRoss
Positionact2 · payoff
ThreadRoss and Joey date Kristen

Key lines

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16:41 · ★ iconic

And technically, technically, I'm not breaking any rules, so Well, Ross, this is Joey. Joey, Ross.

17:05

Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks!

17:25

That's right. That's right. Don't you play a woman?

18:54

But he seems like a guy who'd marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
humiliation0.8
chaotic0.8
rivalry0.7
humiliating0.7
secret exposed0.6
argument

Beats

16:32Joey shows up at the restaurant.
19:12Ross and Joey reveal embarrassing secrets.

Scene in the episode

16:15–19:03
A · Dress vs Swing Kings
B · Ross and Joey date Kristen

Clips from this episode

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Chandler Has To Stay Out of Wedding Planning | Friends · Friends
Friends 7x17 The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress · SEVENTEEN

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Ross Geller232 episodes · drives 707 scenes
JT
Joey Tribbiani232 episodes · drives 536 scenes

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