S09E03 · SCENE 1/18 · 00:00
Cold Open: Colonel and Bill in the Alley

Colonel and Bill discuss Topsy's inheritance and plan to spend it on fun.

00:00→01:09
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What happens

00:00–01:09

Colonel and Bill are in an alley, talking about Topsy's inheritance and planning to use the money for fun, including a toast in the alley and a trip to Mexico.

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00:59

What brings you to our humble alley this afternoon?

01:02

Well, all the money I inherited from Topsy's estate got me to thinking.

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Scene DNA

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Beats

00:00Colonel and Bill discuss Topsy's inheritance
00:47Bill says he's said something three times

Scene in the episode

00:00–01:09
A · Hank in Mexico with Cotton and Bill
B · Peggy, Dale, and Bobby sneaking into pools
C · Timeshare sales pitch and complications

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