S09E05 · SCENE 3/18 · 01:57
Dale to the Chief · Gribble's house
Dale Reads Warren Report

Dale reads the Warren Report

01:57→03:45
in the episode · 1m 48s · S09E05

What happens

01:57–03:45

Dale reads the Warren Commission report on the JFK assassination, which challenges his conspiracy theories. He becomes upset and confused.

WhereGribble's house
DriverDale
Positionact1 · setup
ThreadHank's License Issue

Key lines

from this scene
02:44

How about I read you a story, just like I used to before you got a mustache and became so frightening?

02:53

It's got everything. The Prince of Camelot, rubies, and magic bullets.

03:38

How can I say no to those beady little brown eyes?

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
tense0.5
scheme0.4
misunderstanding0.4
sad0.2
monologue

Beats

02:53Dale reads about JFK's assassination

Scene in the episode

01:57–03:45
A · Hank's License Issue
B · Dale's Conspiracy Crisis
C · Dale's Patriotism

Clips from this episode

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Dale reads "The Warren Report" to Joseph - Dale Gribble - King of the Hill · Rusty Shackleford
Dale Gribble's Classic Conspiracies | King of the Hill | Hulu · Hulu
King of the Hill: Kahn Insults Hank For His License. · Dragon Ball and Cartoon Fan 2004
The US Postal Service Conspiracy - Dale Gribble - King of the Hill · Rusty Shackleford
King of the Hill is BASED: Hank Visits The Doctor · Trevez Bartley
King of the Hill: Hank's Driver License is a Female · The Notorious A.N.T.

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