S03E07 · SCENE 1/22 · 00:02
The Cafe · comedy club
Jerry standup retail Bermuda Triangle

Jerry jokes about a cursed storefront that constantly changes businesses.

00:02→00:38
in the episode · 0m 36s · S03E07

What happens

00:02–00:38

Jerry performs a stand-up routine about a neighborhood location where stores repeatedly fail, comparing it to the Bermuda Triangle of retail and imagining aliens finding the vanished owners.

Wherecomedy club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadIQ test scheme

Key lines

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00:03

There's always one location in your neighbourhood, one store that's constantly changing hands.

00:08

Everybody has this in their neighbourhood. It's a leather store then it's a yoghurt shop, it's a pet supply.

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weights 0–1
deadpan0.8
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Beats

00:16Bermuda Triangle of retail line
00:23aliens landing mothership bit

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00:02–00:38
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