S03E10 · SCENE 24/21 · 21:22
The Stranded · Comedy club
Jerry standup sickness vows

Jerry standup says best part of relationship is sickness; marriage vows only need sickness clause.

21:22→22:03
in the episode · 0m 41s · S03E10

What happens

21:22–22:03

Jerry closes with standup about relationships and sickness. He says the best part of a relationship is when you're sick, and the best part of being sick is being in a relationship. He jokes marriage vows should just be 'Do you take this man in sickness?' because that's the only time you need someone; the rest of the time, go have a ball.

WhereComedy club
DriverJerry
Positiontag · resolution
ThreadCar theft & rental

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21:29

But if I got married, you know those vows for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse.

21:44

But if I get the sniffles, you better be there.

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21:33Sickness vow joke

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