S03E18 · SCENE 1/13 · 00:01
The Boyfriend (2) · Comedy Club
Airport Stand-up Routine

Jerry performs stand-up about airport pricing scams.

00:01→00:44
in the episode · 0m 43s · S03E18

What happens

00:01–00:44

Jerry delivers a monologue on stage criticizing the exorbitant prices at airport stores, specifically tuna sandwiches, theorizing the entire air travel industry exists to support sandwich profits.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadLimo Impersonation

Key lines

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00:02

Do you think that the people at the airport...

00:21

I think the whole airport-airline complex is a huge scam just to sell the tuna sandwiches.

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Scene DNA

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monologue

Beats

00:02Jerry opens with airport store pricing observation
00:27Jerry claims air travel is a distraction for sandwich profits

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00:01–00:44
A · Limo Impersonation
B · Neo-Nazi Discovery
C · Protester Confrontation

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