S04E07 · SCENE 13/18 · 12:36
The Bubble Boy · Diner
Diner Autograph

Jerry and Elaine stop at a diner where a waitress demands an autograph instead of giving directions.

12:36→13:28
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Diner Autograph

What happens

12:36–13:28

Jerry and Elaine enter a diner. The waitress recognizes Jerry from The Tonight Show and demands an autographed picture for the wall. She refuses to give directions to the bubble boy's house until she gets one. Jerry writes a lame inscription.

WhereDiner
DriverWaitress
Positionact2 · complication
ThreadBubble Boy Visit

Key lines

from this scene
12:40

ELAINE: How about you? I'll just have a glass of water.

13:10

ELAINE: Wouldn't you like an autographed picture?

13:23

JERRY: She'll have a cup of coffee and a broiled chicken.

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Scene DNA

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social rule violation0.6
awkward0.5
petty grievance0.4
humiliating0.3
deadpan0.2
rapid back and forth

Beats

13:04Waitress recognizes Jerry
14:36Jerry writes lame inscription

Scene in the episode

12:36–13:28
A · Bubble Boy Visit
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B · Naomi Laugh
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C · Cabin Fire
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D · Kramer Golf

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