S04E14 · SCENE 1/15 · 00:01
The Movie · Comedy club
Lawyer Standup
Jerry performs stand-up about lawyers knowing the rules of the country.
00:01→00:52
in the episode · 0m 51s · S04E14
What happens
00:01–00:52Jerry opens the episode with a stand-up routine comparing lawyers to people who have read the instructions on the game box. He jokes about the legal terms 'objection,' 'overruled,' and 'sustained' being adult versions of childish phrases.
Key lines
from this scene00:02What are lawyers really?
00:27"Objection,"of course, is the adult version of "afraid not."
00:43Or he can say "sustained," which is the adult version of "duh."
Scene DNA
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Beats
00:14Lawyer as rulebook reader
00:27Objection as adult 'afraid not'
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