S04E17 · SCENE 1/15 · 00:02
The Outing · Comedy Club
Jerry's Stand-up: Dating Rules
Jerry performs stand-up about the need for a sexual rule book in relationships.
00:02→00:40
in the episode · 0m 38s · S04E17
What happens
00:02–00:40Jerry delivers a monologue on stage proposing a standardized sexual timetable for dating. He jokes about Article 7 Section 5 mandating physical contact by the third date. He suggests a board could issue warrants for embraces if rules are violated.
Key lines
from this scene00:20Know what I mean? So if there's any problems, you can go: "Look, honey, I'm sorry, but we've been out three times...
00:32Otherwise, I will report you to the board and they can issue a warrant for an embrace."
Scene DNA
weights 0–1monologue
Beats
00:12Jerry proposes sexual rule book
00:26Article 7 Section 5 joke
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