S04E22 · SCENE 1/18 · 00:01
The Handicap Spot · Comedy Club
Jerry's Doggy Bag Standup

Jerry performs standup about the embarrassment of requesting doggy bags on dates.

00:01→00:50
in the episode · 0m 49s · S04E22

What happens

00:01–00:50

Jerry delivers a monologue on stage about the social stigma of asking for a doggy bag, especially on a date, joking it signals the end of a man's romantic prospects.

WhereComedy Club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadCar Odor Crisis

Key lines

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00:02

When you ask for the doggy bag in a restaurant...

00:37

You're not gonna be needing those for a while either.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
deadpan0.8
social rule violation0.4
cheerful0.2
monologue

Beats

00:26Doggy bag on a date joke
00:34Wrap up genitals punchline

Scene in the episode

00:01–00:50
A · Car Odor Crisis
B · Susan's Sexuality Shift
C · Kramer's Golf Romance

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