S04E23 · SCENE 15/30 · 14:14
The Pilot (1) · doctor's office
George biopsy and death spiral

Doctor biopsies George's lip; George becomes convinced he has cancer.

14:14→14:47
in the episode · 0m 33s · S04E23

What happens

14:14–14:47

Doctor performs biopsy, says he's never seen this before. George panics, interpreting silence as cancer confirmation. He rants that God won't let him succeed. Kramer enters, mugged while rushing home for bathroom.

Wheredoctor's office
DriverGeorge
Positionact2 · complication
ThreadGeorge's cancer scare

Key lines

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14:36

Cancer? Is it cancer? Do I have cancer?

14:39

Well, I don't know what it is.

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Beats

14:27Doctor orders biopsy
15:15George blames pilot for death

Scene in the episode

14:14–14:47
A · Pilot casting & taping
B · George's cancer scare
C · Elaine vs Russell obsession
D · Kramer's levels & raisins

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