S05E02 · SCENE 1/18 · 00:02
The Puffy Shirt · comedy club
Jerry night guy monologue

Jerry performs stand-up about night guy versus morning guy conflict.

00:02→00:37
in the episode · 0m 35s · S05E02

What happens

00:02–00:37

Jerry delivers a stand-up routine explaining how night guy stays up late while morning guy suffers the consequences. He describes the cycle where night guy screws morning guy and morning guy can only oversleep in retaliation.

Wherecomedy club
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadJerry Amy Jeffrey affair

Key lines

from this scene
00:18

"Oh, I hate that night guy!"

00:26

The only thing morning guy can do is oversleep so that day guy loses his job and night guy has no money to go out.

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Scene DNA

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deadpan0.7
petty grievance0.4
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monologue

Beats

00:03Jerry introduces night guy concept
00:21Night guy always screws morning guy

Scene in the episode

00:02–00:37
A · George glasses theft
B · Elaine dog bite rabies
C · Jerry Amy Jeffrey affair
D · Kramer sugar intervention

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