S05E04 · SCENE 20/17 · 21:06
The Sniffing Accountant · Comedy Club Stage
Stand-up: Accountants on Drugs
Jerry jokes that accounting requires hallucinogenic support as a legal defense.
21:06→21:56
in the episode · 0m 50s · S05E04
What happens
21:06–21:56Jerry closes with stand-up about the irony of an accountant choosing drug abuse, suggesting the job's dullness justifies hallucinogens. He imagines a courtroom defense where being an accountant dismisses drug charges, earning the defendant peyote and tequila for the drive home.
Key lines
from this scene21:13The thing that was hardest for me to comprehend about this is the life choice of drug abuse and accounting.
21:44Sorry to bother you, sir. Terribly sorry."
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weights 0–1monologue
Beats
21:24Accountant job requires hallucinogens
21:36Court defense: 'I'm an accountant'
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21:06–21:56D · Mohair Sweater Allergy
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