S05E10 · SCENE 22/18 · 21:06
The Cigar Store Indian · comedy club
Jerry standup TV Guide

Jerry closes with standup about TV Guide lifecycle and crossword puzzle hotline.

21:06→21:56
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What happens

21:06–21:56

Jerry performs closing standup about how TV Guides start pristine and end up crumpled and thrown. He jokes about the 95-cent crossword hotline and the irony of needing money for answers.

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DriverJerry
Positiontag · aftermath
ThreadJerry offends Winona

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21:28

"Where's the TV Guide? " "There it is."

21:34

Ninety-five cents a minute, they'll give you the answers to the TV Guide crossword puzzle.

21:41

My question is if you can't do the TV Guide crossword puzzle where are you coming across 95 cents?

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21:23Thrown reading material
21:34Crossword hotline joke

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21:06–21:56
A · Jerry offends Winona
B · George grounded
C · TV Guide chaos
D · Kramer book idea

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