S05E19 · SCENE 1/37 · 00:02
The Raincoats (2) · comedy club
Jerry standup social skills
Jerry performs standup about conversational distance and handshake etiquette.
00:02→00:53
in the episode · 0m 51s · S05E19
What happens
00:02–00:53Jerry opens with a monologue on social skills training. He rants about people who talk too closely and the confusing unwritten rules of handshakes, including grip strength, duration, and the three-quarter finger shake. He declares a three-strike rule for offenders who combine a strong grip, late release, and close talking.
Key lines
from this scene00:07Don't you hate these people that talk into your mouth like you're a clown at a drive-through?
00:29I have actually said to people, "Hey, the handshake is over."
00:46To him I say, "That's three strikes. You're out."
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