S06E03 · SCENE 1/20 · 00:01
The Pledge Drive · comedy club
Jerry standup greeting cards
Jerry performs standup mocking greeting cards as insincere emotional prostitutes.
00:01→00:40
in the episode · 0m 39s · S06E03
What happens
00:01–00:40Jerry delivers a monologue criticizing greeting cards for being impersonal and suggests one universal card for all occasions.
Key lines
from this scene00:02There's something insincere about greeting cards.
00:24Wouldn't it be better to have one card that covered every occasion for everybody in one shot?
00:34Signed, "The whole office."
Scene DNA
weights 0–1monologue
Beats
00:08calls cards emotional prostitutes
00:24proposes universal card
Scene in the episode
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