S07E09 · SCENE 3/22 · 01:07
The Sponge · Monk's Cafe
Monk's: Jeans Size & Lena's Number

Jerry reveals 31 waist; finds Lena's number on sponsor list.

01:07→02:41
in the episode · 1m 34s · S07E09
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Monk's: Jeans Size & Lena's Number

What happens

01:07–02:41

Jerry confirms he still wears size 31 jeans since college. He spots Lena Small's name and unlisted number on Kramer's AIDS Walk list and decides to call her. Elaine questions the ethics. Kramer reveals the contraceptive sponge is off the market, shocking Elaine.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverJerry
Positionact1 · escalation
ThreadJeans Secret & Girlfriend

Key lines

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01:11

Still a 31 waist? Yep, since college.

02:00

I don't know. Lf Billy got your number off the AIDS Walk list, you wouldn't have gone out with him?

02:10

How's the sexual chemistry? Haven't been in the lab yet.

02:15

But I am birth-control shopping today.

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Scene DNA

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coincidence0.7
lie0.6
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scheme0.5
deadpan0.5
secret exposed0.4
rapid back and forthargument

Beats

01:15Jerry spots Lena Small on list
02:29Kramer announces Sponge off market

Scene in the episode

01:07–02:41
A · Jeans Secret & Girlfriend
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B · Sponge Hunt & Worthiness
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C · AIDS Walk Ribbon Protest
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