S08E08 · SCENE 1/14 · 00:02
Jerry's Stand-Up Bit

Jerry complains about the lack of haggling in the US.

00:02→00:46
in the episode · 0m 44s · S08E08

What happens

00:02–00:46

Jerry delivers a stand-up bit about the lack of haggling in the US, comparing it to knife fights for a drink.

Whereother
DriverJerry
Positioncold_open · setup
ThreadKramer's Chicken Light Problem

Key lines

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00:21

Yeah, especially ziti, with that big hole.

00:40

All right. See? We got something there.

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deadpan0.4
social rule violation0.3
lie0.2
monologue

Beats

00:03Jerry complains about the lack of haggling in the US.

Scene in the episode

00:02–00:46
A · Kramer's Chicken Light Problem
B · Elaine's Peterman Account
C · George's Hat and Heather

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