George's Stories · The Andrea Doria

S08E10 · SCENE 21/15 · 16:45

The Andrea Doria · George's Parents' House

George's Stories

George tells stories

16:45→17:32

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What happens

16:45–17:32

George is telling stories about his past, including being handcuffed to a bed and having a marble rye hanging from a fishing pole. He is trying to convince the tenant association to give him the apartment.

WhereGeorge's Parents' House

DriverGeorge

Positionact1 · setup

ThreadNewman's Mail

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16:59
The water that l had been swimming in was very cold and when l dropped the towel there had been significant shrinkage.

17:22
They are simply, horrifyingly, the story of my life as a short, stocky, slow-witted bald man.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1

social rule violation0.8

tense0.6

awkward0.4

humiliation0.2

monologue

Beats

16:51George's story

Scene in the episode

16:45–17:32

A · George's Apartment Hunt

2 4

B · Elaine's Blind Date

5 6

C · Kramer's Cold

D · Newman's Mail

9 10 11 12 14 15 18 21

E · Apartment Hunt

F · Blind Date

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