S08E14 · EP 148
season 8 · February 6, 1997
The Van Buren Boys
written by Darin Henry · directed by Andy Ackerman · 33.82M viewers · image Seinfeld Wiki (CC BY-SA)

Episode DNA

22 scenes · 3 threads
absurd 35%tense 23%misunderstanding 17%scheme 11%awkward 5%social rule violation 3%coincidence 2%cheerful 1%lie 1%deadpan 1%

Story threads over runtime

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0:005:0010:0015:0020:00
A · Jerry's relationship with Ellen
B · George's scholarship candidate
C · Kramer's stories and Peterman's book
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Every scene

22 scenes · our breakdown
1 · home · Cold Open: Presidents and Beards

Jerry and George discuss presidents and their names.

00:03–00:39lie · social_rule_violation
2 ▸ 00:39
2 · home · Birthday Cake and First Date

Jerry and Ellen are on their first date, and it's Ellen's birthday.

00:39–01:19social_rule_violation
3 ▸ 01:19
3 · office_workplace · George's Scholarship Interview

George interviews candidates for the scholarship.

01:19–02:10scheme · misunderstanding
4 ▸ 02:10
4 · office_workplace · Steven's Interview

George interviews Steven, a below-average student.

02:10–03:10misunderstanding · scheme
5 ▸ 03:10
5 · diner_restaurant · Kramer's Pizza Encounter

Kramer goes to Lorenzo's and meets the Van Buren Boys.

03:10–03:46misunderstanding · coincidence
6 · office_workplace · Elaine's Peterman Book Deal

Elaine is hired to ghostwrite Peterman's autobiography.

03:46–04:20scheme · misunderstanding
7 · home · Kramer's Story and Ellen's Date

Kramer's story is discussed, and Jerry's date with Ellen continues.

04:20–05:40misunderstanding · coincidence
8 ▸ 05:40
8 · home · Jerry's Doubts About Ellen

Jerry questions if Ellen is the loser of the group.

05:40–05:45misunderstanding · social_rule_violation
9 ▸ 05:45
9 · office_workplace · George's Plan for Steven

George plans to use Steven for the scholarship.

05:45–07:00scheme · misunderstanding
10 ▸ 07:00
10 · office_workplace · Peterman's Boring Life

Peterman wants his autobiography to be about his daily life.

07:00–08:12misunderstanding · social_rule_violation
11 · office_workplace · Kramer's Story Purchase

Kramer sells his stories to Peterman for $750.

08:12–08:39scheme · misunderstanding
12 ▸ 08:39
12 · home · George's Intervention

George and Kramer intervene in Jerry's relationship with Ellen.

08:39–09:17misunderstanding · coincidence
13 · office_workplace · Steven's Change of Plans

Steven changes his mind about being an architect.

09:17–10:47misunderstanding · scheme
14 ▸ 10:47
14 · office_workplace · Kramer's Stories and Peterman

Kramer sells his stories to Peterman, and Elaine is put at his disposal.

10:47–11:27scheme · misunderstanding
15 ▸ 11:27
15 · office_workplace · Elaine's Struggles with Kramer's Stories

Elaine struggles to make Kramer's stories interesting.

11:27–12:52misunderstanding · social_rule_violation
16 ▸ 12:52
16 · street · George's Van Buren Boys Problem

George tries to prove he's a former Van Buren Boy.

12:52–14:37misunderstanding · coincidence
17 · office_workplace · Kramer's Story Conflict

Kramer's story is now owned by Peterman.

14:37–16:39misunderstanding · scheme
18 · home · Jerry's Parents' Arrival

Jerry flies his parents in to meet Ellen.

16:39–18:02misunderstanding · social_rule_violation
19 · home · Kramer's Bunion Stories

Kramer buys bunion stories from Newman.

18:02–18:55misunderstanding · scheme
20 · office_workplace · Elaine's Rewritten Story

Elaine rewrites Kramer's story for Peterman.

18:55–19:44misunderstanding · social_rule_violation
21 ▸ 19:44
21 · street · George's Van Buren Boys Attempt

George tries to prove he's a former Van Buren Boy.

19:44–21:16misunderstanding · coincidence
22 ▸ 21:16
22 · home · Jerry's Parents' Opinion

Jerry's parents like Ellen, and Jerry starts to doubt her.

21:16–21:56misunderstanding · social_rule_violation
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Episode facts

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Aired
February 6, 1997
Overall
#148
Writers
Darin Henry
Director
Andy Ackerman
Viewers
33.82M (US)
Pace
135 words/min · 117 questions

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