S08E14 · SCENE 1/22 · 00:03
Cold Open: Presidents and Beards

Jerry and George discuss presidents and their names.

00:03→00:39
in the episode · 0m 36s · S08E14

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00:03–00:39

Jerry and George joke about presidents having bad names and George's shoes.

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00:21

Why do presidents all have bad names?

00:30

Are you wearing lifts in those shoes?

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00:21Why do presidents all have bad names?

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A · Jerry's relationship with Ellen
B · George's scholarship candidate
C · Kramer's stories and Peterman's book

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