S08E15 · SCENE 1/21 · 00:04
The Susie · Jerry's apartment
Jerry's Stand-Up Bit

Jerry jokes about being a gigolo and the difference between Japan and the US.

00:04→00:45
in the episode · 0m 41s · S08E15

What happens

00:04–00:45

Jerry delivers a stand-up bit about being a gigolo and the differences between Japanese and American culture, with George and Elaine reacting.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverJerry
Positionsetup
Threadcold_open

Key lines

from this scene
00:05

Hey, if l were a gigolo, how much do you think l could charge a night?

00:24

l think l'm worth at least 300.

00:38

Yes. You and every woman like you.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
absurd0.6
deadpan0.4
lie0.2
misunderstanding0.1
social rule violation0.1
monologue

Beats

00:05Jerry jokes about being a gigolo

Scene in the episode

00:04–00:45
A · Kramer's Gambling Problem
B · Elaine's Susie Impersonation
C · George's Breakup Avoidance

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