S09E04 · SCENE 18/12 · 18:16
The Blood · George's parents' house
Elaine's Lies

George lies to Vivian about Elaine's whereabouts.

18:16→19:57
in the episode · 1m 41s · S09E04

What happens

18:16–19:57

George tells Vivian false stories about Elaine to avoid babysitting.

WhereGeorge's parents' house
DriverGeorge
Positionact3 · complication
ThreadKramer's Blood Hoarding and Elaine's Babysitting

Key lines

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18:17

Man, this thing is bone- dry.

19:21

Well, it's all for charity, so, what's the difference?

19:29

I'm... I'm also an architect.

19:39

I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

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Beats

18:35Babysitting misunderstanding

Scene in the episode

18:16–19:57
A · Jerry's Purification Program
B · George's Trifecta Obsession
C · Kramer's Blood Hoarding and Elaine's Babysitting

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