S09E05 · SCENE 10/10 · 12:38
The Junk Mail · unknown location
George's Seduction Plan

George Trades for the Van

12:38→13:37
in the episode · 0m 59s · S09E05
George's Seduction Plan

What happens

12:38–13:37

George tries to trade Anthony Quinn's undershirt for the van, but the seller is not interested.

Whereunknown location
DriverGeorge
Positionact2 · complication
ThreadKramer vs Mail

Key lines

from this scene
12:52

I'll walk away right now.

12:55

Is this thing bent?

13:32

That's disgusting. Well, that's my final offer.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
scheme0.8
tense0.5
absurd0.5
seduction0.2
monologuerapid back and forth

Beats

12:39George makes his move

Scene in the episode

12:38–13:37
A · Kramer vs Mail
B · Elaine's Love Life
C · George's Family Issues
D · Jerry's Van
E · Kramer vs USPS

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