S09E06 · SCENE 20/12 · 08:45
The Merv Griffin Show · Kramer's apartment
George's Pigeon Rant

George rants about pigeons and a bank clock.

08:45→09:00
in the episode · 0m 15s · S09E06
George's Pigeon Rant

What happens

08:45–09:00

George rants about a bank clock being off and is asked why he doesn't run it over.

WhereKramer's apartment
DriverGeorge
Positionact3 · reveal
ThreadKramer's Talk Show Fiasco

Key lines

from this scene
08:46

GEORGE: Boy, that bank clock is eight minutes off.

08:48

MIRANDA: Then why don't you just run it over too?

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
absurd0.6
deadpan0.4
misunderstanding0.2
escalation0.2
coincidence0.2
social rule violation0.1
comeuppance0.1
confession0.1
interrogation0.1

Beats

06:49Kramer interviews Celia

Scene in the episode

08:45–09:00
A · Kramer's Talk Show Fiasco
B · George's Pigeon Squirrel Problem
C · Elaine's Sidler Problem

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