S09E07 · SCENE 17/17 · 15:40
The Slicer · Jerry's apartment
Kramer Impersonates a Dermatologist

Kramer impersonates a dermatologist and takes a photo of Kruger.

15:40→22:05
in the episode · 6m 25s · S09E07
Kramer Impersonates a Dermatologist

What happens

15:40–22:05

Kramer, wearing a butcher's coat, is mistaken for a doctor by Kruger. He examines Kruger's shoulder, finds a mole, and takes a photo for George. Jerry confronts Sara about his hives.

WhereJerry's apartment
DriverKramer
Positionact3 · resolution
ThreadJerry's Revenge Date and Hives

Key lines

from this scene
16:50

All right. Come on, let's get in there. Quick, quick, quick.

16:58

That is it. I can't take this anymore.

18:01

So how am I looking? Oh, so far, so good.

18:49

It's my medical opinion that you're making a big mistake and it's going in my chart.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
misunderstanding0.3
angry0.3
lie0.2
absurd0.2
social rule violation0.1
escalation0.1
coincidence0.1
comeuppance0.1
confession0.1
interrogation0.1
betrayal0.1
deal0.1
bet0.1
pursuit0.1
avoidance0.1
obsession0.1
petty grievance0.1
double standard0.1
eavesdropping0.1
impersonation0.1
secret exposed0.1
rivalry0.1
breakup0.1
seduction0.1
humiliation0.1
threat0.1
investigation0.1
negotiation0.1
rapid back and forth

Beats

15:18Jerry apologizes to Sara

Scene in the episode

15:40–22:05
A · George's Photo Problem
B · Kramer's Slicer and Elaine's Cat
C · Jerry's Revenge Date and Hives

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