S09E09 · SCENE 12/20 · 10:14
The Apology · Monk's Cafe
Monk's: belt sander demo plan

Jerry and George commiserate; Kramer suggests belt sander demo for Melissa.

10:14→10:46
in the episode · 0m 32s · S09E09

What happens

10:14–10:46

At Monk's, Jerry complains Melissa's 'full-body flex' on a pickle jar ruined it. George fumes over Hanke's 'bebopping' apology. Kramer suggests Jerry use a belt sander naked to show Melissa 'bad naked' male body.

WhereMonk's Cafe
DriverJerry
Positionact2 · scheme
ThreadJerry Melissa naked

Key lines

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10:28

That's right. I'm two in the hole.

10:33

She did a full-body flex on a pickle jar.

10:40

Where am I gonna get a fat guy and a cannonball?

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double standard0.7
deadpan0.6
petty grievance0.5
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10:50Kramer suggests belt sander

Scene in the episode

10:14–10:46
A · Jerry Melissa naked
B · George Hanke apology
C · Kramer shower life
D · Elaine Peggy germs

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