S09E23 · SCENE 28/43 · 29:29
The Finale (1) · Latham Courtroom
Jackie Opening Bystander Defense

Jackie Chiles delivers a passionate defense arguing 'innocent bystanders' cannot be guilty.

29:29→30:46
in the episode · 1m 17s · S09E23
Jackie Opening Bystander Defense

What happens

29:29–30:46

Jackie Chiles gives a rhetorical opening, coining 'guilty bystander' as an oxymoron. He argues bystanders are by definition innocent. He implores the jury to stop the prosecution from creating a 'new animal.' The courtroom applauds.

WhereLatham Courtroom
DriverJackie Chiles
Positionact3 · reveal
ThreadTrial & Conviction

Key lines

from this scene
29:32

I am shocked and chagrined.

30:29

The guilty bystander.

30:33

But don't you let them do it.

30:36

Only you can stop them.

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Beats

29:32Jackie: 'I am shocked and chagrined'
30:14Jackie: 'Have you ever heard of a guilty bystander?'

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