S01E01 · SCENE 34/32 · 34:23
Pilot · Confessional
Michael's final stories

Michael tells stories about a client who thought their ad said 'opiate paper' and planting a tree in Israel.

34:23→36:00
in the episode · 1m 37s · S01E01

What happens

34:23–36:00

Michael tells a story about a client who thought their ad said 'opiate paper'. He then mentions planting a tree in Israel. He ends by saying he is the best boss in the world.

WhereConfessional
DriverMichael Scott
Positiontag · aftermath
ThreadMichael's downsizing crisis

Key lines

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34:27

So a guy called and he thought that He literally thought that our ad said opiate paper.

34:47

Can I just say one thing?

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34:27Michael tells the opiate paper story
35:53Michael says he is the best boss

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34:23–36:00
A · Michael's downsizing crisis
B · Jim and Pam's connection
C · Dwight's office rivalry

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