Michael asks if choosing a health plan makes him their doctor; Pam says yes, like a specialist.

Jan tells Michael none of the plans have acupuncture and even she isn't on the Gold Plan.

Jim declines Michael's offer to pick the health plan, suggesting Dwight instead.

Dwight eagerly accepts the health plan assignment and sets up in the conference room.

Michael explains that delegating to Dwight is a test for both of them.

Jim and Pam laugh at Dwight's discarded workspace sign drafts.

Dwight explains his philosophy of slashing benefits and compares it to the wild.

Michael pretends to be busy on fake calls to avoid employee complaints.

Jim and Pam try to get Dwight to show compassion for coworkers.

Employees confront Michael about Dwight's memo; Michael blames Dwight and promises a surprise.

Michael explains that the surprise promise will make employees love him.

Dwight orders employees to write down diseases they need covered.

Michael calls a travel agent about a weekend getaway, considering Atlantic City.

Jim and Pam have fun making up fake diseases for the forms.

Michael calls a friend who runs a tourist attraction about a coal mine elevator ride.

Dwight collects the anonymous disease forms from employees.

Michael tries to improvise a surprise idea but fails.

Dwight accuses Jim of writing fake diseases and threatens to interview everyone.

Dwight asks Pam why she wants health care and suggests she use Roy's plan.

Jim refuses to confess to fraud, calls Dwight a jackass, and locks him in the conference room.

Dwight calls Jan to demand permission to fire Jim but is rebuked.

Michael returns and throws ice cream sandwiches to employees, saying it's not the big surprise.

Dwight reads submitted diseases aloud, including inverted penis and anal fissures.

Employees confront Michael about Dwight's plan and the missing surprise.