S01E03 · SCENE 23/24 · 25:16
Health Care · Conference Room
Dwight Reads Diseases Aloud

Dwight reads submitted diseases aloud, including inverted penis and anal fissures.

25:16→27:30
in the episode · 2m 14s · S01E03

What happens

25:16–27:30

Dwight reads the submitted medical conditions aloud, asking people to raise hands if real. He reads 'inverted penis' (Meredith raises hand), 'dermatitis' (Angela), and 'anal fissures' (Kevin). Jim argues this is pointless and leaves. Dwight sticks with the original plan.

WhereConference Room
DriverDwight
Positionact3 · payoff
ThreadMichael Avoids Responsibility

Key lines

from this scene
25:45

Number one. Inverted penis.

26:04

I still have a vagina.

26:32

Not you, Meredith.

27:23

I'm sticking with the original plan.

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Scene DNA

weights 0–1
humiliation0.8
awkward0.7
absurd0.3
social rule violation0.2
argument

Beats

25:45Dwight reads 'inverted penis'.
26:48Dwight reads 'anal fissures'.

Scene in the episode

25:16–27:30
A · Health Plan Selection
B · Michael Avoids Responsibility
C · Dwight's Power Trip
D · Jim and Pam's Prank

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Dwight's Health Care Plan - The Office US · The Office
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"Number One... Inverted Pen*s" | Dwight's Healthcare | The Office US | Comedy Bites · Comedy Bites
The Office S01E03 Health Care and Big Surprise · Panna

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Dwight Schrute184 episodes · drives 491 scenes
MP
Meredith Palmer183 episodes · drives 6 scenes
AM
Angela Martin184 episodes · drives 78 scenes
KM
Kevin Malone184 episodes · drives 56 scenes
JH
Jim Halpert184 episodes · drives 443 scenes

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